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Dwight
Peck's personal Web site
Winter
2002-2003
Very
eventful, but in a quiet way As
round the world some of them were trying in vain to convince the rest of us that
it would be a fun idea to go bomb a lot of the folks down in Iraq, D. Peck and
friends spent the fall and winter hiding out in the safest place they could think
of.
Elite
mission from the Tearoom on the Plage, in search of good snow Global
warming, you've heard about it. Well, here it is, the 3rd of April 2003 and snow
is already hard to come by in the Jura mountains. You
may not find this tangibly rewarding unless you're included here, so this is a
good time for casual and random browsers to turn back before they get too caught
up in the sweep and majesty of the proceedings and can't let go. 
April
2003, at the Tearoom de la Plage ("Tearoom on the Beach") -- with snowshoes
at the ready, the search is on for good snow "Okay,
Boss, we're ready, lead on." Durham and Peck await their orders. 
The narrator
demonstrates his enthusiasm for finding snow. 
Expedition
members for a commemorative photo, with Dents du Midi in the distance 
Lunchtime
out near the Petit Pré de Rolle and a long snooze for Mme. Durham. Dare
we disturb her to continue our mission, or shall we just leave her here?
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Dame
Durham exclaims "I've fallen! I'm stuck!". And then, "Okay,
I'm all right now!" | 
Dr
Pirri announces sternly -- "Then we shall continue!" 
The snow's been found. Drs Pirri and Durham debate whether or not to put the snowshoes
on, but elect not to. Should
have. Mme Durham, marching
along between Petit Pré de Rolle and Les Echadex, reclines abruptly, to
everyone's amusement. 
Still
another argument about the snowshoes. Or about Cheney? No, must have been about
snowshoes. Another
casualty. 
And a
quarter of an hour later, as dusk approaches, another
casualty -- actually, the SAME casualty, but another time. 
The mission
continues, undaunted so far. Dr Durham considers raising her falls average by
simply not walking any farther. 
Back
to the Tearoom de la Plage. "Mission Accomplished",
as War Hero G. W. Bush would say: little snow found, snowshoes never used, redefined
mission objectives -- "this small elite team was sent to verify that there
was insufficient snow to stand upright in, and our brave men and women of the
Elite Snowshoe Commando have returned safely to vote again in the next elections." [Note:
Prof Durham would like it to be noted here that the reason she fell down so often
is that she had a "broken toe".]
Feedback and suggestions are welcome if positive, resented if negative, .
All rights reserved, all wrongs avenged. Posted 25 May 2003, revised 29 April
2008.
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